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has finally landed in New Jersey and is braving the cold over there right now. Hmm.. what would Vaibhav do if he was allowed to play in the snow – Would he build a Harley or a Enfield Bullet??? 😉

Now that he has offcially vacated the house, we have a vacancy at our place!

  • Big hall all to your self. You can park the bike next to you (if you can make it climb the stairs)
  • Loud music to wake up to (and to sleep with). We play everything except pop, hip-hop nd house. Rob Zombie and Chemical Brothers currently high on the play list! 😉
  • If you still have trouble waking up, the occasional electric shock from the tap will help! 😉
  • Well stocked CD library neatly sorted by genre. Over 200 CDs to choose from. New titles added monthly or whenever we visit Planet M!
  • All super heros under one roof. Over 50 DC and Marvel comics available for your reading pleasure.
  • House is otherwise very peaceful.
  • DVD movies twice a week played on 14inch TV. Surround sound is free. Bring your own bass though! 😀
  • Very friendly landlady/kids downstairs. They will be very glad to keep you company if bored.
  • Very efficient cable operator, you might end up watching Doordarshan more often than cable! 😉
  • For the animal lover in you, we have cows, bulls and dogs that provide evergreen entertainment for the bored
  • Separate bath and toilet to avoid deadlocks! 😀
  • No cooking in the house. We need the kitchen for ironing clothes, heating water and washing up!
  • 24hrs check-in/check-out time. Just dont wake up the neighbors. Hint: turn off the engine before you enter the gates!
  • You get to do free chauffer duty for the landlady and her kids on Sundays (Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays…. )
  • You also get to have “prasad” and fruits on special occasions courtesy landlady.
  • Free aerobics on Sundays (sweep and wipe the floor).
  • Very high energy efficiency. House automatically enters power saving mode after 11am (the kids downstairs turn off the mains 🙂
  • Will have to tolerate on weekends.

Heh! 😀

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Shanker Balan is a devops and infrastructure freelancer with over 14 years of industry experience in large scale Internet systems. He is available for both short term and long term projects on contract. Please use the Contact Form for any enquiry.